Help Wanted: Primary Care Giver
Must be willing to work 24/7 with only a few days off a year.
Must be willing to do all the work of a primary care giver including cooking, cleaning, disciplining, taking others to various locations, assisting with school work, generally meeting the needs of those in the household without ever needing to have the title normally given to the primary care giver.
Will need to be thick-skinned, as the last primary care giver will always be watching and talking to the other employees about your lack of abilities and possibly your motives for accepting the position.
Must be able to handle the guilt, anger, and silence of the rest of the employees who will expect her to perform all of these duties as assigned with little to no thanks required.
Also, might possibly be overlooked on critical days such as birthdays, Christmas, and weddings. All those wishing to apply please respond to this ad.