Have a Midnight Feast

Having a midnight feast with your friends at a sleepover or even on your own can be very fun. Here's a step by step of how to make it.

Steps

 * 1) The first step is to have a plan. Ask yourself, "What time do my parents/roommates usually go to bed?"  If the answer is midnight (or just before), don't even bother! If the time is well before midnight, wait until you hear their door close and their bed squeak or whatever, then wait another 20-30 minutes for them to fall asleep.  Another option is to fall asleep and wake up later in the night when you know everyone will be sleeping.
 * 2) If you are in either a bunk bed or a normal bed and are certain your parents/roommates are soundly sleeping, as soon as you hear a gust of wind or another equally disguising noise, climb quietly and slowly out of your bed.
 * 3) Creep cautiously down the stairs and head for the kitchen pantry or refrigerator. Make sure to avoid squeaky boards, steps, etc. When you have reached this destination, quickly gather the food you crave.
 * 4) Silently sneak back to your room with your contraband cuisine.
 * 5) Enjoy your Midnight Feast!

Tips

 * Try not to have all the food kept in the fridge as you will make a lot of noise opening and closing it.
 * Tiptoe, as you don't want to get caught just outside your room!
 * A good idea would be to grease or oil the day before any hinges that could give you away. Make sure you have a reason for doing so, otherwise (if your parents/roommates are paranoid) you might arouse suspicion. ("Why are you greasing those cupboard hinges?" "I dunno, I just felt like it." "Sure you do...")
 * If a younger brother/sister sees you, say they can join on condition that they won't tell Mum/Dad. That way you'll be safe.
 * Wash all your dishes afterward so your parents/roommates don't get suspicious about the plates sitting in the sink that weren't there yesterday. I recommend washing them in a closed bathroom or other room, though, because running water can wake people in moments.

Warnings

 * Don't fall asleep while eating, too obvious to people in the morning! if you usually drop off during the night when you are supposed to be awake, set your alarm clock before anyone else's in the house.
 * Do this at your own risk! If you get caught, you could be in deep trouble.