Get Rid of Hiccups When You Are Drunk

You're sitting at the bar and you get a round in 4 the boys, then go home. You start to hiccup. As we all know, these can last a WHILE. You may have already heard of several ways to cure hiccups, but what about those stubborn hiccups that persist after a night on the town?

Steps

 * 1) Pick out a small area to stare at.
 * 2) While staring at this object, take the biggest intake of breath (through the mouth) that you can and hold it. Now, don't hold the air in you mouth (with your cheeks buffed out).  Bring it into your lungs.
 * 3) Hold this for as long as you can. Once you can't hold it any longer, you will exhale.  The way that you exhale is VERY important.
 * 4) When you exhale, you will let out in one long, steady breath. The exhale should take you at least 8 seconds.
 * 5) When you're getting down to where you have to completely exhale and you can't hold anymore air, go ahead and let it go COMPLETELY. Make sure all the air is out.

Tips

 * You may have to repeat this a couple times, but they will be gone in a few minutes. Just take another deep breath, hold it, and let out spurts.
 * When letting out the spurts, make sure you keep air in you lungs in between spurts. So it'll be like "spurt, hold it, spurt, hold it".
 * Hiccups are in your head, but because you may be slightly inebriated, your concentration may be a little dulled. That's why the breathing needs to be incorporated. Plus, you're already drunk, so you probably won't look all that silly by doing this anyway.
 * If all else fails. Vomit. Sounds nasty and stupid, and tends to be unpleasant, but works every time. Avoid your shoes, or other people's shoes. Try to vomit in a toilet, or possibly outside, maybe near a bush, where no one will see, or step in. Then do as you please.

Warnings

 * Don't try this for the first time while driving. In fact, don't drive while you are drunk and have the hiccups. Also, do not drink and drive period, it puts you and others lives in danger. Avoid drinking and driving at all costs, no matter how intoxicated you may be, try to wave down a taxi, or call someone you can trust to get you home. Drinking and driving is not worth your life or anyone else's life.
 * So please, drink responsibly and in the company of those you trust.

Related Tips and Steps

 * How to Cure Hiccups
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 * How to Quit Drinking Alcohol
 * How to Take Care of a Drunk Person
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