Open Christmas Presents Quietly

If you wake up early in the morning, say 4:00am and you have a stocking at the end of the bed. You are DESPERATE to open those sweet, sweet presents, ain't you? If you need to be quiet then this is the article for you.

Steps

 * 1)  First of all, prepare a kit the night before. This should consist of scissors, forceps and a rubbish bag. Keep the kit next to bed[[Image:Make Up a Joke Fast Step 1.jpg|center]]
 * 2)  When you wake up, check your stocking.[[Image:Open Christmas Presents Quietly Step 2.jpg|center]]
 * 3)  Set to work! Using the forceps, peel back any sellotape. Using the scissors, cut the paper. Chuck any wrapping paper in the rubbish bag[[Image:Open Christmas Presents Quietly Step 3.jpg|center]]
 * 4)  Check the time! Say it is 1:00am, DON'T DO THIS AT THAT TIME! 4:00am is appropriate but 1:00am is dangerous. You must go back to sleep if it is 1:00am.[[Image:Open Christmas Presents Quietly Step 4.jpg|center]]

Tips

 * If your parents tell you not to open any presents till' they are awake, then DON'T. You will be in BIG trouble
 * Be careful not to cut any of the treasure inside the wrapping paper when cutting!

Warnings

 * Make sure to clean your work area!
 * Be quiet!

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