Pee in a Bottle

Have you ever been on a road trip or hiking maybe even camping and you had to use the bathroom but there were no public bathroom facilities? If so, this article may help you.

Steps

 * 1) Find a bottle. Any kind will work. One with a wide mouth works great.
 * 2) If you are girl, you HAVE to take off your pants. It would work better though if you used something to sit on that is comfy.
 * 3) Make sure you have privacy.
 * 4) If your a guy: just pee into the hole.
 * 5) If your a girl: put the bottle opening as close as u can get it, also advised to stick it in a bit if bottle opening is small.
 * 6) Just relax and go.
 * 7) Stop before the bottle is completely full. Start again with another bottle.
 * 8) Then once you are done go back to the camp with the bottle in your back pack until you can get a safe place to dump it.

Tips

 * Use an apple juice bottle, one that will match the color. It will look like apple juice. Make sure NOBODY drinks it.
 * Use a Gatorade bottle that used to have lemon-lime Gatorade in it if possible. They have a wide mouth which makes it easier for you.
 * Use any recycled bottles that you have, and pack some in your backpack. Some who don't care as much can smash the bottles flat, then fatten them up again when they need it.

Warnings

 * Don't pee all over yourself.
 * Try to discard the bottle as soon as you can!
 * Don't dump the bottle out as soon as you get away from camp, that is the same thing as peeing on the ground!

Things You'll Need

 * Bottle
 * Full bladder
 * A funnel (for girls) if needed

Related Tips and Steps

 * How to Urinate when on an Automobile Trip
 * How to Travel Comfortably in a Van
 * How to Sanitize a Public Toilet
 * How to Travel Without Germs