Mildly Annoy Your Cat

Feel the need to annoy your kitty, without making him/her angry and upset? Well here are a few easy ways to do so!

Steps

 * 1)  Waft a treat round their face, then put it in your pocket. They won't like that at all, but give them a treat later because otherwise they will just hate you.[[Image:Mildly Annoy Your Cat Step 1.jpg|center]]
 * 2)  Flick water at them.Everyone knows that most cats dislike water, so get flicking. Don't burn or freeze them, room temperature please.[[Image:Mildly Annoy Your Cat Step 2.jpg|center]]
 * 3)  Switch your hoover on when they are napping.[[Image:Mildly Annoy Your Cat Step 3.jpg|center]]
 * 4)  When they are relaxing in a sun puddle, draw the curtains so it's gone.[[Image:Mildly Annoy Your Cat Step 4.jpg|center]]

Tips

 * Stay a safe distance away from your kitty so that he can calm down a bit.
 * If your cat really doesn't like it, stop.
 * Don't overdo it, this is mildly annoying, not bullying.
 * Remember that cats own you and its likely going to get back at you somehow.

Warnings

 * Expect to be scratched and bitten.