Get over Your Fear of the Dark

A fear of the dark can lead to constant nightmares and loss of sleep. Although mostly common in young children, this fear can affect people for the most of your life. I wrote this article to show you that there is nothing to fear but fear itself...

Steps

 * 1) 1 Determine if your really afraid of the dark or something lurking inside of it. We all realize that there is nothing to fear, but then why are we still afraid? Why do we lose sleep at night if we know there is nothing out there? Because, im sorry to say, we are chickens. We hold onto those monsters you here so much about when you were little, every bump and noise in the night, we think there's the monster! Oh crap!! its gonna eat me!
 * 2) Get up the courage to get your fat, blubbery butt up  to go into that dark closet of yours and see what all the chizz is about. Honestly, all your gonna see is some (probably ugly) shirts hanging on a rack!! If you cant overcome this step, you'll never make it in life!
 * 3) Have an explanation to every noise you here!  like, that noise was the cat puking all over the floor again, or... that banging noise was a burglar breaking into our house. if you put a explanation to every noise, you'll understand there is nothing to worry about. (but if there is a burglar breaking into your house, i recommend calling 911)
 * 4) Get a night-light! this might sound kinda childish, but, hey, your pretty much a big baby if your still reading this anyway. Just make sure its not a freaky clown one, cuz that wont do you any good.
 * 5) check and make sure there is no evil spirits lurking in your room. Even if there is spirits, chances are there good. Although its rare for people to find spirits in there room, its a possibility. But a very rare one. That's why most of the bumps you here are related to the monster hiding in your walls.

Tips

 * Go ahead and close your eyes! its ok! nothing is going to kill you! Chances are if you aren't dead yet and there are spirits in your room, there not gonna kill you now!
 * If your really that scared, let a friend bunk with you until you feel safe enough to go without them.

Warnings

 * Don't let fear overcome your life! Then if you do, you'll become even more of a loser then you are now!