Convince Your Friends to Like Cats

Are you a cat lover? Are your friends stubbornly refusing to like cats? Getting frustrated with arguing with them about cats? Here's how to convince them to like cats!

Steps

 * 1) Analyze what animal they like best, and why. This is important to know, if you are to figure out the best ways to get them to like cats. Understand their likes and dislikes.
 * 2) Ask them, discreetly, why they dislike cats. Common answers to this include:
 * 3) *Because they're mean.
 * 4) *Because they're not fun.
 * 5) *Because they're inactive.
 * 6) *Because they're not as good as dogs.
 * 7) *Because they're too much trouble.
 * 8) Show your friend that cats are funny! They're great comedians, even if they don't mean to be, and they'll do it without having to first seek your approval, which saves time, and requires less space to pull off their crazy tricks.
 * 9) *Make sure to let them know how hilarious it can be to just simply watch a cat go about its daily duties, especially if the cat is a kitten. From chasing its tail and silly faces to awkward poses and adorable kitty-stares, no one can be funnier than a cat!
 * 10) *Show them a cat.
 * 11) Tell them or show them that cats are playful, fun, and talkative, just like dogs! Tell them that some breeds of cats crave affection and company so much that they'll scratch your bedroom door if you close them out. Be enthusiastic!
 * 12) And cats are the perfect adoptions! Young cats get along well with everyone, even dogs and other cats, so they won't be disrupting everything by hating everyone!
 * 13) Cats actually love to run and jump, and can even be trained to walk with a leash and harness! They're just crepuscular, which means 'most active at dawn and dusk.' This means, usually when they're up and about, you're out cold, unless you're like a few of us catlike humans.
 * 14) And a cat that really likes you will be your faithful attack cat. Believe us, there's more to a cat than fluff and friendly, even though that's most of it. A cat who feels those that it is close to are threatened will turn into a ten-pound-or-more ball of raging claw and snarl to whoever's threatening you.
 * 15) And of course, who can say no to that face?